Pet Peeve Wednesday

I think I might have a new addiction to themed posts. Oh well, live with it.

So today on Pet Peeve Wednesday: PDA!!

Why would it ever be necessary to kiss your significant other for long periods of time in the presence of other people?
How can you ever be so tired that laying down on your significant other's lap seems the only course of action?
When would you ever need to touch someone else the entire length of Bible Class?

So many unanswered questions.